March 17, 2010
4 spit-up spots + 3 pee-pee accidents + 2 poop stains + 1 pink silver polish incident = 10 reasons why we should not have gotten new carpet! Of course, Matt and I knew what we were getting into, and in fact, always said that we would NOT get new carpet until all of our [...]
Read the full article →
September 16, 2009
10. You single-handedly have paid for your doctor’s BMW. 9. Your daughter’s cry is indistinguishable from a fire engine’s siren. 8. Your nephew gets a bloody nose on your watch because you didn’t differentiate between the softball and the golfball your son was pitching. 7. Your daughter gets run over by a Power Wheel containing [...]
Read the full article →
