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Sweating and Swimming: Repost

July 27, 2011

As a mother of three kids very close together in age, I’m constantly facing the internal struggle of whether or not to leave the house with my children.  I want them to enjoy their childhood and experience story time at the library, free summer movies, and play dates, but I also don’t want to kill [...]

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The Haunting Spirit

May 19, 2011

There once was a dog who was a bit weird. He would sit in corners and shake for no apparent reason. He refused to go outside to pee, spreading his legs as wide as he could muster in an attempt to not fit through the back door when being thrown out, and he would jump [...]

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Enjoying the New Carpet

March 17, 2010

4 spit-up spots + 3 pee-pee accidents + 2 poop stains + 1 pink silver polish incident = 10 reasons why we should not have gotten new carpet! Of course, Matt and I knew what we were getting into, and in fact, always said that we would NOT get new carpet until all of our [...]

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Reasons You Might Go Completely Gray Before Age 35–Part 2

September 16, 2009

10. You single-handedly have paid for your doctor’s BMW. 9. Your daughter’s cry is indistinguishable from a fire engine’s siren. 8. Your nephew gets a bloody nose on your watch because you didn’t differentiate between the softball and the golfball your son was pitching. 7. Your daughter gets run over by a Power Wheel containing [...]

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