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10 Things I Don’t Understand About College Football

September 7, 2010

10. I’ll never understand why some girls show up in high heels and tight, little dresses, while sitting on hard bleachers, packed in like sardines to watch men knock the snot out of each other under the blazing hot sun.  I’m pretty sure I sweated off the minimal amount of make-up I was wearing, so [...]

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The Tea Party

August 9, 2010

As a mother, I’ve managed to heap a lot of guilt onto my shoulders.  I don’t take the kids to the pool by myself, and I don’t venture out to many activities with the three of them unless I have help.  While I have gotten braver this summer and attempted more, sometimes I wonder if [...]

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Freedom

July 26, 2010

I love my children more than I could express in words, but I have to admit, I had been looking forward to this day for a few months.  I didn’t know exactly what to expect for today, but I so relished the chance of having a few hours to myself without the responsibility of any [...]

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Living With Animals

July 9, 2010

I’ll do push-ups.  I’ll do sit-ups.  I’m not afraid of pain. I’ve done the natural childbirth thing, and I’ve scrubbed poop off of walls.  I consider myself a fairly tough cookie.  However, even I have my limits. Eight years ago when my husband jumped up and down like a four-year-old while I was trying to [...]

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10 Signs the End of the World is Near

June 28, 2010

10. When doing laundry, I won’t have to distinguish between four different piles of my husband’s clothes on the floor (Are these pants to wear again?  Was this shirt ever put away? Is this just the spot where he got undressed?). 9. My son will eat a vegetable. 8. We will add to our emergency savings [...]

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Sweating and Swimming

June 23, 2010

As a mother of three kids very close together in age, I’m constantly facing the internal struggle of whether or not to leave the house with my children.  I want them to enjoy their childhood and experience story time at the library, free summer movies, and play dates, but I also don’t want to kill [...]

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Mama’s Boy

June 4, 2010

I know exactly where he gets it from. When I was six years old, my dad got a job transfer from New Jersey to Georgia.  We left behind all of our extended family and our tiny dollhouse in Woodbridge to venture to this land called “the South.” As part of the preparation for our move, [...]

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10 Reasons to Join a Gym

May 11, 2010

10. You’ll spend so much money on your gym membership each month, you won’t have money to eat fast food. 9. If you love looking at yourself, especially when you’re not wearing make-up, the gym’s plentitude of mirrors will not disappoint! 8. When your kids are acting crazy, you have a babysitter for an hour [...]

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10 Signs That Your 4-Year-Old is Smarter Than You or Your Spouse

April 26, 2010

10. During lunch your 4-year-old informs you that the strawberries you are eating are the only fruit that has seeds on the outside, and you realize for the first time that those little things on strawberries are seeds. 9. When you tell your 4-year-old that you’re not exactly sure how the doctor got his baby [...]

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10 Indications that Your Husband is Away on Business for the Week

April 12, 2010

10. 15 minutes after stumbling out of bed, you catch your son sucking down Infant Tylenol–you know, the one with the child-proof cap. 9. You run down the stairs dressed but in bedroom slippers with your make-up half done in order to take out the trash, hoping to catch the garbage truck as it loops [...]

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